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We firmly believe that privacy [is] both inconsequential and unimportant to you. If it were not, you probably would not have a Facebook, Twitter, or LinkedIn account: and you certainly wouldn’t ever use a search engine like Google. If you’re one of those tin-foil-hat wearing crazies that actually cares about privacy: stop using our services and get a life.
The age of Privacy is Over. We care about profiteering and violating it when expedient or useful. That includes selling any of your data that it wants to any and all corporate customers, sending you limitless spam, tracking your movements via GPS if possible, watching you through your webcam, and implanting a chip in your body that is subject to re-installation whenever the company chooses.
You may think of using any of our programs or services as the privacy equivalent of living in a webcam fitted glass house under the unblinking eye of Big Brother: you have no privacy with us. If we can use any of your details to legally make a profit, we probably will. Please email us to tell us some of your secrets. We may, at our sole discretion (or lack thereof), broadcast, reveal, sell, manipulate, or otherwise use these secrets, or any information we collect to our benefit whenever, wherever, and however we choose.