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The 2nd Anal Feast of San Gennaro
“Bite My Cannoli” 2016 Hash
WHEN: SAVE the date – Sept. 24th!
(Hares off at 10am OC time)
**Extraordinary special on after** Bring extra cash and time.
T-shirts will be for sale for the event! Dress in your favorite red green and whites…
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THE WHY:
The Feast of San Gennaro, originally a one-day (and evening) hashing commemoration, arrived in the OCHHH in September 2014 when the horny drunken WOPs from Naples, et. al. congregated along the streets and shiggy in the Mission Viejo section of Orange County. They need little excuse these days to continue the tradition of being drunk in public and running through shiggy, all in the name of being proud “dego wop bastards”, and of course, more beer.[citation needed 😉]
THE COST:
An offer you can’t refuse: It’ll cost-a $5!
THE WHERE:
It’ll be-a in south OC (pronounced ˈmɪʃən viːˈeɪhoʊ).
Shooting for 5+ miles… THIS WILL NOT BE A STROLLER FRIENDLY TRIAL! (repeat, leave the kids with the gumar. Dogs are OK, but they gotta be made-dogs. Gangster tough bitches and/or bastards only!
RUN START: binged.it/2ceLXpT or goo.gl/maps/g7GafEmGsDt or (33.637251, -117.623209)
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ON-AFTER:
The exact location is a SURPRISE… we could tell ya, but we’d have to kill ya! There will be a BBQ (small extra cost) a cash/credit card BAR (bring ID for after the HASH), and a LIVE BAND! This could basically be an all day/evening party!
THE WHO:
Hares: San Gennaro, Pope Francis, Sister Notta Sonice, Father Likath Eboys — plus, get the opportunity to get spanked by sexy nuns with “ole spanky!“
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BAD JOKES:
Q: What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?
A: Christian Bale
Q: Did you hear about the priest who became a marathon runner?
A: He never finishes in first; he’s always cumming in a little behind.
Q: Why did all the hashers go to church on the first day of Lent?
A: They heard it was “Hash Wednesday.”
Q: What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?
A: They both stick their meat in 10-year old buns.
Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: A roamin’ Catholic!
Q: How can you tell if you’re in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and your father?
A: Your father never came back.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. A 13-year old boy walks in front of them.
The priest says to the rabbi “that boy is hot, isn’t he? Let’s screw him.”
The rabbi replies “screw him out of what?”
Jesus walks into a motel, throws three nails on the counter and says:
“Hey buddy, can you put me up for the night?”
What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy’s face AFTER he turns 12.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
